Two and a Half Men
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
- Status: Ended
- Original Language: en
- In Production: No
- Number of Seasons: 12
- Number of Episodes: 262
- First Air Date: 2003-09-22
Seasons
Season 0: Specials
Air Date: N/A
Episode Count: 41
A collection of behind-the-scenes features, cast interviews, and retrospective moments celebrating the show’s twelve-year run. Relive the funniest scenes, fan-favorite episodes, and the lasting legacy of television’s most unlikely family.
Season 1: Season 1
Air Date: 2003-09-22
Episode Count: 24
Bachelor Charlie Harper’s carefree life is turned upside down when his uptight brother Alan and nephew Jake move in, sparking chaos and comedy in Malibu.
Season 2: Season 2
Air Date: 2004-09-20
Episode Count: 24
Charlie adjusts (badly) to life with family underfoot, while Alan struggles with single fatherhood and dating again, and Jake grows into a lovable troublemaker.
Season 3: Season 3
Air Date: 2005-09-19
Episode Count: 24
Family ties tighten and tension rises as Charlie’s wild ways clash with Alan’s neuroses, leading to hilarious misadventures in love, work, and parenting.
Season 4: Season 4
Air Date: 2006-09-18
Episode Count: 24
Change is in the air as Charlie’s bachelor lifestyle meets new romantic twists, while Alan deals with ex‑wife drama and Jake continues to steal every scene.
Season 5: Season 5
Air Date: 2007-09-24
Episode Count: 19
Charlie finds himself in unfamiliar territory with real feelings, Alan keeps stumbling through relationships, and Jake edges from boyhood into teenage antics.
Season 6: Season 6
Air Date: 2008-09-22
Episode Count: 24
The house feels smaller than ever as everyone’s bad habits collide — love, money, and family chaos run rampant in Malibu.
Season 7: Season 7
Air Date: 2009-09-21
Episode Count: 22
Charlie’s romantic past catches up to him, Alan’s financial woes deepen, and Jake’s teenage years bring a new level of mischief and mayhem.
Season 8: Season 8
Air Date: 2010-09-20
Episode Count: 16
Old patterns and new faces collide as the Harpers continue their hilarious struggle to keep life, love, and laundry under control.
Season 9: Season 9
Air Date: 2011-09-19
Episode Count: 24
A new chapter begins when internet billionaire Walden Schmidt moves in, bringing fresh energy, wealth, and more absurd adventures to the Malibu household.
Season 10: Season 10
Air Date: 2012-09-27
Episode Count: 23
Walden and Alan navigate friendship, fatherhood, and fleeting fame while trying (and failing) to get their personal lives together.
Season 11: Season 11
Air Date: 2013-09-26
Episode Count: 22
When a young woman claiming to be Charlie’s daughter arrives, life at the beach house turns upside down again in the best, most dysfunctional way.
Season 12: Season 12
Air Date: 2014-10-30
Episode Count: 16
In the final season, Walden and Alan take drastic (and hilarious) steps to redefine family, love, and what it means to finally grow up.